eatingisfab:

imagine life without copy paste

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Stuff I’m still complaining about 14 years later after 02

I just rewatched the last few episodes of 02 in my excitement for the new series and will probably redo the rest of the series as well as Adventure in prep. Even though it’s a year away.

TK becoming a writer I can deal with.

Why did Tai cut his hair? Also is it now ok for all humans to know everything about the digiworld. I mean I get why the 12 kids from the adventure and 02 know because they had a little something extra about themselves. But is it ok that every nutjob in the world knows about it? Do they all have digivices that can go back and forth through the worlds? What exactly does Tai work out between the worlds? Im so confused by his job. Why in the hooty hoots is Agumon in a suit?

After 14 years I am still so fucking angry over Matt becoming an astronaut. Like why? No I don’t think Matt is to dumb to become an astronaut. But why? WHY????? Even at 12 years old I was calling BULLSHIT during this part.

OK so Joe is like my favorite character ever. But why in the flippidy flap does the digiworld suddenly need a doctor? What exactly has changed that the digiworld NEEDED a doctor? And more importantly who did he train under? Can everything be solved with butt paper and rubbing alcohol?

Mimi is a cook. The girl who admits she puts natto and sugar on her eggs became a cook. Look out Japan!

Izzy as a researcher for the digiworld? From what I remember of the first season Genai said no “extras” in the digiworld because he knows we would find a way to fuck it all up. So has that rule been wavered since everyone has a digi partner now? Or can he just collect samples and stuff? Whats the deal?

Kari as a teacher is one of the proud few who’s jobs I agree with. If she can handle her Tai and Davis she should be fine with some kids.

English version says Ken became an investigator but Japanese version says he became a police officer. Or at least that’s what my subtitled version says. I can deal with either I guess.

Housewife Yole? Meh. Or maybe it’s just a cover for the fact that she helps Ken by hacking to unbreakable files.  Just sayin.

Cody as a criminal defense attorney is also one of the few jobs that made sense to me. He’s always been about justice so this one actually fits him really well.

So Davis’s noodle cart got big in America. Did he move to America permanently or did he get big and then move back to Japan? Is he just visiting Japan from America during the epilog of 02 or did he move back permanently? They don’t say which in either version that I remember so I’m lost.

In conclusion.

 

Why in balls in Matt an astronaut?

 

This is also a friendly reminder to punch that stupid ass ShittyPoppyFreckletTheTolietPervertGrossAssOldYellaLookinWeakAssBitchFuckYouWeWereSoFuckingClosemon every day so we can resume rubbing the egg and get the new info.

epicaistar:

Very happy how it turned out.:)

epicaistar:

Very happy how it turned out.:)

Willo Pape can suck my fat hairy clit

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


Reblogging for excellent commentary.





Whales


Actually terrifying

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

image

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Whales Actually terrifying

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Ok so I’m feeling the shit out of Anaconda. But some of yall need to chill on the “its empowering” bit. It’s a twerk video. A very VERY good twerk video but still a twerk video. Why exactly is it so important to ass clapping in the first place?

Tags: muh opinions

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

sniffing:

dog trying to save fishes

this dog is the key to world peace

dennys:

…and the citizens ran through the streets, gripped with fear of being eaten, as the Fork Invasion of 2014 would irreparably alter their entire delicious lives…

dennys:

…and the citizens ran through the streets, gripped with fear of being eaten, as the Fork Invasion of 2014 would irreparably alter their entire delicious lives…

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

theroguefeminist:

cetaceanhandiwork:

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

win


or her character design was based off of a drag queen named Divinethat could be it too

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

theroguefeminist:

cetaceanhandiwork:

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

win

or her character design was based off of a drag queen named Divine

that could be it too

me

me

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Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

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notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

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flourandyarn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thrusher]

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